Tumbas the Scottish little doggeh.

comberbottom @ 2008-04-21T18:29:00

2008-04-22T01:37:22Z

OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.

itsthetruth

2008-04-03T05:15:27Z

yea

2008-03-17T00:48:31Z

Charlie Brown: I think I'm afraid to be happy.
Lucy: How can you be afraid to be happy?
Charlie Brown: Because whenever you get too happy,
something bad always happens

comberbottom @ 2008-02-26T23:17:00

2008-02-27T06:21:41Z

HOW MEAN ARE YOU?
Complete the following questions to find out just how mean you are.

I think I’m gonna have a high score on this.
I don’t talk to one or both of my parents that much.
I have said horrible things to someone’s face.
I give people disgusting looks a lot.
I’ve been known to have an attitude.

Total: 4

I took heads off dolls or action figures when I was little.
I have destroyed something valuable on purpose.
Most people suck.
I have thrown temper tantrums.

Total so far: 5

I get mad easily.
I have no clue when I’m doing it.
Sometimes I order people around.
I am/was known as the kid everyone else doesn’t want their kids hanging out with.
I’ve argued with a teacher

Total so far: 8

I could honestly care less about school.
I love messing with other people’s heads.
I’ve been told I’m conceited.
I joke around.
I yell daily

Total so far: 11

I seem to always be in an argument with someone. (including parent)
I don’t like smiling but do anyways.
I know at least 2 people I would like to kick the crap out of.
I love prank calling people.
I hate a lot of people.

Total so far: 16

I get annoyed very easily.
I think some people are just flat out immature.
I always want to have the last word.

Total so far: 20

ADD UP AND MULTIPLY BY 4.

Your score: 80

comberbottom @ 2008-02-20T17:57:00

2008-02-21T01:28:50Z

I WANT TO GO OUT AND FUCKING THROW DOWN.
HAHA
I'M SO PUMPED FOR DIMMU.
HONESTLY.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
... i wonder if sean hardcore dances.
IF NOT I WILL TEACH HIM
AND WE WILL HARDCORE DANCE.
hxc mosh and THROW DOWN
hahahahahahahhaahahahhaahaah
FUCK YES

$395.51

2008-02-19T06:52:02Z

$8.00 Had sex
$20.00 Went past first base
$10.00 Only went to first base
$1.00 Smoked
$7.00 Got drunk
$100.00 Went skinny dipping
$6.00 Kissed someone of the opposite sex
$8.00 Had more than one bf/gf at the same time
$50.00 Cheated
$75.00 Fell asleep in class
$1.50 Cheated on a quiz
$50.00 Been expelled
$100.00 Been suspended
$75.00 Been in a fist fight
$2.00 Yelled at a teacher
$6.00 Done oral
$8.00 Got oral
$8.00 Prank called the cops
$4.00 Stole something
$100.00 Done drugs
$10.00 Dyed your hair
$15.00 Done something with someone older
$4.00 Went out with someone over 18 if your under 18
$10.00 Ate a whole thing of oreos
$0.01 Cried yourself to sleep
$50.00 Said you love someone but didnt mean it
$0.50 Been in love
$3.00 Got caught doing something that you shouldnt have been doing
$10.00 Went streaking
$7.00 Got arrested
$3.00 Made out with someone at the movies
$2.00 Peed in the pool
$0.75 Played spin the bottle
$10.00 Done something you regret

comberbottom @ 2008-02-10T00:38:00

2008-02-10T07:38:58Z

hahaha "you wanna fly high?"
I LOVE THE JAPANESE.

what the fuck.

2008-02-06T06:38:17Z

What does your name mean?

A :You like to drink.
B: You dislike new people
C : Oral sex is a natural talent
D : You have one of the best personalities ever.
E : You are really silly.
F : People adore you.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H: You know how to use your tongue
I : You have a fine ass.
J : You live life for fun.
K: You have many blonde moments
L : Everyone loves you
M : one to have fun.
N : you are one of the best in bed
O : You are dead sexy.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : Fucking crazy.
Z : Always ready
____________________________________________________

R : One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for.
A : You like to drink.
C : Oral sex is a natural talent
H: You know how to use your tongue
E : You are really silly.
L : Everyone loves you
L : Everyone loves you
E : You are really silly.

N : you are one of the best in bed
I : You have a fine ass.
K: You have many blonde moments
O : You are dead sexy.
D : You have one of the best personalities ever.
E : You are really silly.
M : one to have fun.

FUCK YES, NINETYONE

2008-02-06T05:51:24Z

If you're under the age of 11 or 12...you shouldn't even read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.
I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching:
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life.
-Animaniacs
-Gargoyles

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:
-Step by Step
-Family Matters!!!
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World!!!!

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

When everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-ms. mary mack

when kick ball was a daily activity.

when we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember The Original Game Boy.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-ghost busters

You remember Ring Pops.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

one word. . . . . . . .trolls.

Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of
-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberry's
-Power Rangers
-Rocket Power.

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Lambchop's song never ended.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

Everyone watched the WB.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Post this in your blog if you remember these days . . . .

Post with the year you were born

comberbottom @ 2008-01-29T17:25:00

2008-01-30T00:30:34Z

someone phoned my cellular.
while it was on vibrate, charging, in my room, with me in the other room.
i do not know the number, and thus i'm not phoning back. too afraid.
but its really going to bug me. hah
seriously. its killing me already. gay.

stoked to see them live.

2008-01-29T19:19:29Z

Admit it!
Despite your pseudo-bohemian appearance
And vaguely leftist doctrine of beliefs
You know nothing about art or sex
That you couldn’t read in any trendy New York underground fashion magazine
Prototypical non-conformist
You are a vacuous soldier of the thrift store Gestapo
You adhere to a set of standards and tastes
That appear to be determined by an unseen panel of hipster judges (bullshit)
Giving a thumbs up or thumbs down to incoming and outgoing trends and styles of music and art
Go analog baby, you’re so post-modern
You’re diving face forward into an antiquated past
It’s disgusting, it's offensive, don’t stick your nose up at me

Yeah, what do you have to say for yourself?
Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah
Yeah, what do you have to say for yourself?
Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah

You spend your time sitting in circles with your friends
Pontificating to each other
Forever competing for that one moment of self-aggrandizing glory
In which you hog the intellectual spotlight
Holding dominion over the entire shallow pointless conversation
Oh, we’re not worthy
When you walk by a group of quote-unquote normal people
You chuckle to yourself patting yourself on the back as you scoff
It's the same superiority complex
Shared by the high school jocks who made your life a living hell
And makes you a slave to the competitive capitalist dogma
You spend every moment of your waking life bitching about

Yeah, what do you have to say for yourself?
Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah
And I say yeah, what do you have to say for yourself?
Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah

'Cause I’m proud of my life and the things that I have done
Proud of myself and the loner I’ve become
You’re free to whine, it will not get you far
I do just fine, my car and my guitar

Proud of my life and the things that I have done
Proud of myself and the loner I’ve become
You’re free to whine, it will not get you far
I do just fine, my car and my guitar, yeah

Well let me tell you this, I am shamelessly self-involved
I spend hours in front of the mirror, making my hair elegantly disheveled
I worry about how this album will sell
Because I believe it will determine the amount of sex I will have in the future
I self medicate with drugs and alcohol to treat my extreme social anxiety

You are a faker (admit it)
You are a fraud (admit it)
Yeah, you’re living a lie (hey) living a lie (hey) you’re life is living a lie
You don’t impress me (admit it)
You don’t intimidate me (admit it)
Why don’t you bow down, get on the ground, walk this fucking plank (yeah!)

Yeah, what do you have to say for yourself
Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah
And I say yeah (what do you..)

Proud of my life and the things that I have done
Proud of myself and the loner I’ve become
You’re free to whine, it will not get you far
I do just fine, my car and my..
Guitar, guitar go!

I drift, drift, drift, drift, drift, yeah
I drift, drift, drift, drift, drift, yeah oh

And I am done with this
I wanna taste the breeze of every great city
My car and my guitar
My car and my guitar
So you'll come to be, made of these urges unfulfilled
Oh no, no, no, no, no
When I'm dead I'll rest
When I'm dead I'll rest, lay still
When I'm dead I'll rest, I'll rest
When I'm dead I'll rest, I'll rest
When I'm dead I'll rest, I'll rest
When I'm dead I'll rest, I'll rest

COUNTING IS HARD. i think i got 53%

2008-01-27T23:11:06Z

Start with 100% and minus 1% for everything that you've done.

1.Smoked.
2.Drank alcohol.
3.Cried when someone died
4.Been drunk.
5.Had sex.
6.Been to a concert.
7.Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
8.Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
9.Been verbally or sexually harassed.
10.Verbally or sexually harassed somebody.
11.Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12.Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13.Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14.Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15.Been to prom.
16.Cried at school.
17.Gotten lost in a wal-mart or a department store.
18.Went streaking.
19.Given or receieved a lap dance.
20.Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21.Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22.Slept over at someone of the opposite sexs house.
23.Kissed a stranger.
24.Hugged a stranger
25.Went scuba diving.
26.Driven a car
27.Gotten an x-ray
28.Hit by a car.
29.Had a party - not an awesome one. but yes,
30.Done drugs
31.Played strip poker/blackjack
32.Got paid to strip for someone.
33.Ran away from home.
34.Broken a bone - not officially.
35.Eaten sushi
36.Bought porn.
37.Watched porn.
38.Made porn.
39.Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40.Been in love.
41.Frenched kissed.
42.Laughed so hard you cried
43.Cried yourself to sleep.
44.Laughed yourself to sleep
45.Stabbed yourself
46.Shot a gun.
47.Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48.Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
49.Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
50.Watched an animal die
51.Watched a person die
52.Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53.Pranked somebody.
54.Put somebody in the hospital
55.Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56.Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57.Dressed punk
58.Dressed goth
59.Dressed preppy
60.Been to a motocross race.
61.Avoided somebody.
62.Been stalked
63.Stalked someone.
64.Met a celebrity.
65.Played an instrument
66.Ridden a horse
67.Cut yourself
68.Bungee jumped.
69.Ding dong ditched somebody.
70.Been to a wild party
71.Got caught stealing something.
72.Kicked a guy in the balls
73.Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74.Went out with your friend's crush.
75.Got arrested.
76.Been pregnant.
77.Babysat
78.Been to another country.
79.Started your house on fire.
80.Had an encounter with a ghost.
81.Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82.Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
83.Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84.Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
85.Sat on your ass all day
86.Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87.Had a job.
88.Gotten cut from a sports team
89.Been called a whore
90.Danced like a whore.
91.Been mistaken for a celebrity
92.Been in a car accident
93.Been told you have beautiful eyes
94.Been told you have beautiful hair
95.Raped somebody.
96.Danced in the rain
97.Been rejected.
98.Walked out of a restaurant without paying
99.Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100.Been raped.

comberbottom @ 2008-01-24T01:53:00

2008-01-24T08:56:23Z

i dyed and curled my hair.
LOLOLOL.

i don't know if you can really see it.
but whatever.
i think i like it curled.....

BUT MY HAIR LOOKS SUPER FRIED IN THIS PICTURE.
ITS NOT.
I SWEAR.
HAHAHHAAH.

comberbottom @ 2008-01-21T15:32:00

2008-01-21T22:35:52Z

The Official Christopher Walken Drinking Game
Walken Shots!

How to play:

1. Acquire an alcoholic beverage of some sort.
2. Put on any movie
3. Anytime there is a character on screen that should have been played by Christopher Walken you take a shot
4. Play until you are passed out from the gloriousness of Christopher Walken

Enjoy!

_____________________________

lol. i love christoper walken.
BEST DRINKING GAME EVER.
WHO WANTS TO COME PLAY?

comberbottom @ 2008-01-19T19:58:00

2008-01-20T03:13:29Z

kay so.
two weeks without kayleigh.
I CAN DO THAT.
cause
SHE IS COMING BACK.
and i am
so
fucking
happy

but. everything is changing.
i don't like change.
but at the same time.
i do.
things would be better if i stopped thinking.
too bad i can't
but this is a new year.
and i have to change.
i have to do my social.
i'm going to go to a psychic,
an awesome one.
but what i really need is to go to counseling or something.

things will be fine.
i decided it so.

comberbottom @ 2008-01-13T10:17:00

2008-01-13T17:19:48Z

LOL. I'M ALWAYS FIRST AWAKE.
I'M DOWNLOADING OCARINA OF TIME ON ME WII.
TIS TAKING LONG
SO I AM DRINKING COFFEE.
I'M SO HAPPY.
SO STOKED ON KAYBE BEING HERE, HOLY FUCKING FUCK.

comberbottom @ 2008-01-13T04:33:00

2008-01-13T11:34:32Z

LOL. I DRANK TOO MUCH.
BUT I'M STILL HAPPY BECAUSE I'M WITH MY 2 BEST FRIENDS EVER.

comberbottom @ 2008-01-13T03:50:00

2008-01-13T10:52:08Z

I'M SO HAPPY.
KAYBE IS FUCKING HERE.
I'M SO HAPPY.
HAPPY HERSHEL IS HAPPY.
NOTHING AND I MEAN NOTHING CAN RUIN MY HAPPINESS

comberbottom @ 2008-01-06T19:57:00

2008-01-07T02:59:51Z

HAH FUCK YOU ALL.
MY KAYBE IS COMING TO FUCKING EDMONTON.
WE ARE GOING TO SEE THE FUCKING VEGGIE TALES MOVIE.
HOLY FUCKING FUCK.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
SO FUCKING STOKED.
SO FUCKING HAPPY.
OMMMMGGGGG

i love my mommy.

2008-01-06T00:19:27Z

i for some reason decided to take photos of myself

2008-01-05T11:42:20Z

I ACTUALLY GOT A FEW

hahah, sean bought me that sweet poster.

black and white ftw

i like how green my eye looks here.

and ye.
thats it.

i almost always look the same in photos.
whatever. hah

comberbottom @ 2007-12-10T23:57:00

2007-12-11T06:59:33Z

i very much enjoy my new zoom lens.
and my new UV FILTER!
(:

I LOVE MYSELF.

2007-12-05T01:15:38Z

cheyanne and i were talking about her 'get together'
and she said: "i always get nervous that something will go
wrong or people wont be able to come"
so i said: "haha i bet everyone will come and everyone will have fun.
either that or they will all be frightened by my awesomeness and be like "WTF CHEYANNE, YOU CRAZY. DON'T INVITE HER AGAIN. SHE TRUMPS US WITH HER OBSCENE AMOUNT OF AMAZING'"

comberbottom @ 2007-12-02T09:39:00

2007-12-02T16:43:48Z

WHY THE FUCK AM I AWAKE.
i have been awake since like 8.
this is not normal for me.
and i slept on the couch.
cause thats just where i passed out.
i also did not change clothes.
ahahahahahaha.

i'm hungry.

YA'LL WANT SOME CRACK

2007-11-17T06:09:40Z

holy shit.
this is the best fucking video ever,